Buy one, get three free
An English man, Irishman and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free". Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,"..yeah. That's quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free." Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer. The Irish man says "Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in Ireland. In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for a shag" The English says "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Irishman replies "No, but it happened to my sister."
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Xbox 360 Prenium pack ………..$240usd
Xbox 360 Platinum Bundle Console.$260usd
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Xbox 360 Core System Bundle……$220usd
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Nintendo Wii…………………$200
Apple I-Phone 4gb………$200
Apple I-Phone 8gb………$250
Apple 3G I-phone 16gb……..$300
Apple Ipod video 30GB.....$150
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Nokia N95 8GB….$280usd
Nokia N95 16GB….$300 usd
Nokia N97 SIM Free GPS Multimedia..$380usd
Nokia N95……….$250usd
Nokia 8800 sirocco(NEW MODEL)..$240usd
Nokia N93i for….. $250usd
Nokia N76 for….. $2600usd
Nokia N75 for….. $270usd
Nokia N93 for…..$250 usd
Nokia E90 for…..$270 usd
Nokia E61 for…..$190 usd
Nokia 9500……..$240USD
Toshiba Satellite PRO L10...... $320
Toshiba M200..... $500
Toshiba R100....... $450
Toshiba Qosmio E10...... $750
Toshiba Satellite PRO L.... $250
Toshiba M100.... $680
Toshiba M300..... $740
Toshiba Portege A20......$320
Toshiba Satellite L10.... $330
Toshiba Qosmio F20... $500
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Sony Ericsson w960--$200usd
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Sony Ericsson W800i $135usd
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Samsung Serenata..300us
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HTC shift..450usd
HTC P3450 (HTC Elf)..250usd
HTC Advantage X7501..340usd
HTC P3300 (HTC Artemis 160)..250usd
HTC S630 (HTC Cavalier 100)..320usd
LG KC780 8.0 Mega-pixels….$380usd
HTC P3600 (HTC Trinity 100)..300usd
HTC MTeoR (HTC Breeze 160) ..250usd
HTC S620 (HTC Excalibur 100)..300usd
HTC TyTN P4500 (HTC Hermes 200)..300usd
HTC Advantage X7500 (HTC Athena)..400usd
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I-Mate JAM $190
I-Mate JAMin $220
I-Mate JASJAR Quadband $350
I-Mate K-Jam QuadBand $240
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