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Capt Scarlet 'out' on Big Brother
Capt Scarlet has revealed his unrequited love for Capt Black in an emotional scene on UK's Big Brother. "Sure, he was a Mysteron, but there was so much more to him ...", said Scarlet.
Scarlet, 46, now a Milan-based fashion designer last made headlines in the eighties with his line of colourful seat covers for Spectrum Pursuit Vehicles.
Colonel White is 97 and has retired to Cloudbase Mews, an over-85's intergalactic community.
Sooty gets stuffed
There are disturbing reports that Sooty has been spotted in the window of a taxidermist in Ilford, Essex. A spokesperson said that Sooty was hands-free in a motor vehicle on the M25 and appeared to be arguing with with a dog that was squeaking in a monotone when the vehicle rolled.





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